CEREAL LEAH 如是說

( 請大家自動調整成電腦版比較好閱讀 ! )

Crazy is when I go off the rails!

第一季的主軸是Denial否認；第二季為Love愛；

第三季Turn on him批評/攻擊他(指Josh)；

第四季則是Rebuilding重建自我

以上是Aline(編劇之一)說的~

先來輕鬆點的，來介紹這季的重點歌曲吧~

第三季歌曲沒有前面兩季亮眼，但有幾首真的好突出地好棒 !

而且致敬的歌曲越來越多，看到時還是很佩服~

Top 10之10 Where's Rebecca Bunch?

這首是仿美女與野獸的Belle前面開場曲，

很catchy，根本是暗黑版Belle之歌

( 西文組Leah羨慕地表示: Nathaniel你那rrr的彈舌音)

Top 10之9 I've Got My Head In the Clouds

這首是模仿踢踏舞王 Gene Kelly 的風格，

演 Josh 的 Vincent 自己也很會跳踢踏舞

在此加碼上一季 ( 還有Greg) 的雙人踢踏舞 We Tapped That Ass

Top 10之8 This Session Is Going To Be Different

Dr. Akopian終於不用再無奈了~

Top 10之7 My Sperm Is Healthy

完全就是走 Megan Trainor 的 Me Too 路線

Top 10之6 Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too

White Josh 終於有歌啦 (灑花~~

話說Youtube的play button怎麼這麼剛好在Nathaniel...好尷尬的位置

(Take off their shirts, and throw them away)

(脫掉衣服，然後丟到群眾間)

Nathaniel: Give us back our shirts, you monsters!

把我們的衣服還來啦，你們這些禽獸!

White Josh: Yeah, what's wrong with you? 

對壓，你們是有甚麼毛病?

最後Nathaniel還跟Josh一句:

You want to join our imaginary song and dance?

你想要加入我們的想像之歌，然後跳舞嗎?

我之所以會愛這齣劇不是沒有原因的

Top 10之5 I Go To The Zoo

我家 Nathaniel 真的是超可愛~ 版主不要再曬人家照了不要耍花癡

這首是Drake的Hot Line Bling模仿曲

Top 10之4 First Penis I Saw

MAMAMIA!

Top 10之3 A Diagnosis

Top 10之2 End of Movie

這首真的好鼻酸，Rebecca居然睡了Greg的爸爸

(這是說Grebecca正式結束了嗎!?)

她最後發現自己所有事都做錯了，她根本沒辦法再去面對大家

Josh Groban (就是那個唱You Raise Me Up的那人沒錯!)

把這首唱得好好聽，這首歌詞寫的很合劇情啊 

Because life is a gradual series of revelations

因為人生是一系列的相關事件

that occur over a period of time

隨著一段段的時間推移而發生

Somethings might happen that seem connected

有些事也許看起來有關聯

But there's not always a reason or rhyme

但不一定有因緣或是押韻

People aren't real characters

人不是角色

They're complicated

他們十分複雜

And their choices don't always make sense

然後他們的選擇不一定符合邏輯

that being said it's really messed up

簡單來說就是很糟糕

that you banged your ex-boyfriend's dad

因為你上了前男友的爸爸

Top 10之1 Strip Away My Conscience

這一季的第一名就是這首!!!

舞蹈超讚、旋律爆洗腦、sexy的音樂劇CHICAGO風

如果你也喜歡這種風格，

請記得等等去看我打CHICAGO音樂劇的文章~~

--我--是--爆--雷--線--沒--看--的--人--請--自--行--斟--酌--

這一季雖然內容一開始是主打復仇，

就是你想到瘋狂前女友的第一個聯想字，

不過第三季真正的主旨我覺得是Rebecca釐清自己的癡迷，

要學習去面對她的精神問題。

到中間第五集時，Rebecca在飛機上吞藥自殺真的是很心痛，

Rebecca從一開始好不容易從工作狂、沒有自我的紐約生活中抽離，

來到West Covina重新開始，

人生卻總是圍繞在一個有女朋友、不懂得珍惜她的男人身上，

從小時候的戀父情結到對男人的癡迷，她總是被拋棄的那個人，

到頭來她才發現人生是一場空，

即使這一路上她找到了好朋友們，她還是沒有目的地活著，

最後Josh和大家都知道了她所有做過的瘋狂行為，

她已經承受不了，選擇再次自殺。

後來到 Josh Is Irrelevant. (Josh是不相干的) 那集，

我就很好奇到底劇情要怎麼演下去，

我們的瘋狂Rebecca發現了自己的問題，決定再次相信生命，

面對自己的病情診斷: 邊緣性人格障礙，然後呢?

我真的好想跪編劇

真實人生不會像電影一樣，面對困境的地方就快轉給你看，

Rebecca如何負起自己行為的後果以及重新定義自己與愛情觀，

這些都是我很期待能看到的，

想看到她變得有自主性和Nathaniel在一起，

其他角色有好的際遇(對不起我很cliche但我真的希望好結局)

最後完美時

讓Greg回來和Rebecca相遇，讓整齣漂亮收尾啊，

Greg是她在West Covina一開始瘋狂行為前開端交談的第一人

讓他做ending啦!!! (編劇你看到了嗎?)

------回歸主題------

第三季最後的大爆點就是Trent的回歸!

Trent其實就是男版Rebecca，

但他沒有朋友可以去hold住他的行為、去幫助他，

在倒數第二集，Trent問Rebecca，

Trent: Why don't you love me?

為什麼你不愛我?

Rebecca: 90 percent of our relationship

was based on blackmailing.

我們的關係百分之九十都是建立於你勒索我

You should know by now that I'm not interested.

你現在應該知道我對你沒興趣了吧

Trent: How would I know that?

我怎麼會知道呢?

You've encouraged my intentions every step of the way.

這一路以來你都在鼓勵我的所作所為

You brought me here to pretend to be your fake boyfriend,

你把我帶來這裡，假裝是你的男友

you let me clean for you, cook for you, you took my virginity, 

你讓我幫你打掃、煮飯，你奪走了我的童子之身，

You've been giving me all these little pieces of love kernels.

你一直都給我這些小小的愛之仁。

你對待他就像Josh怎麼對你的，你忘了那種痛嗎? (搖Rebecca

這樣Trent只會跟你一開始一樣去復仇吧!!!

果不其然，Trent決定要殺掉Nathaniel

後來Rebecca為了救Nathaniel把Trent推下陽台，讓他受重傷

她就被關進監所裡，準備受審判

而Nathaniel二話不說跟Mona分手，自願當Rebecca的辯護律師

唱了這首好甜又諷刺的歌 (Top 10沒放是因為要放這裡~)

Nathaniel要Rebecca在審判時坦白自己是患有精神疾病，這樣她就能脫罪

Nathaniel覺得沒有人是錯的，因為每個人都有不同人生際遇，

也許有些人就是因為遭受不同的創傷才會變得如此不可理喻。

這也是值得反思的一點，像迪士尼最近都喜歡拍反派的過去，

搞得好像只要給反派一些創傷和悲慘的過去，

觀眾就能接受他，認為善惡是很主觀的。

可是，其實這些角色是可以選擇、負責自己的行為

不能總是搬出藉口去抵銷自己的過錯，

個人觀點是，對Rebecca來說真正的成長是，

即便在可以用自己疾病來脫罪的情況下，

她選擇為自己負起責任，不要再逃避

而這也是這季結尾的走向

Judge: Miss Bunch, how do you plead?

Miss Bunch, how do you plead? Your Honor, I plead not guilty by reason of By reason of, um (mouthing): Insanity.
Wow, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
I may have borderline, but I'm not insane.
(groans) I'm responsible for everything that happened, all of it.
As long as I can remember, I've let some other force control my life.
My mother told me who to be.
Love told me where to go.
And I went along with it all because I told myself that they weren't my choices.
That somehow the choices were being made for me.
But that's just not true.
They were my choices.
It's my life, and I'm responsible no matter what illness I have or what my parents were like.
And let's be clear, they suck.
I didn't mean to hurt Trent.
But I did hurt him.
And I want to face the consequences of what happened on that roof, and of everything in my life.
I have to.
I'm so sorry.
I want to change, Paula.
And I swear, I'm gonna try.
You don't have to believe me.
I mean, I wouldn't if I were you.
I've broken so many promises.
But I hope that this time is gonna be different, because this time I truly want to be held responsible for my actions.
So I plead responsible.
I mean guilty.
(all gasp) I plead guilty.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=crazy-ex-girlfriend-2015&episode=s03e13

Miss Bunch, how do you plead? Your Honor, I plead not guilty by reason of By reason of, um (mouthing): Insanity.
Wow, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
I may have borderline, but I'm not insane.
(groans) I'm responsible for everything that happened, all of it.
As long as I can remember, I've let some other force control my life.
My mother told me who to be.
Love told me where to go.
And I went along with it all because I told myself that they weren't my choices.
That somehow the choices were being made for me.
But that's just not true.
They were my choices.
It's my life, and I'm responsible no matter what illness I have or what my parents were like.
And let's be clear, they suck.
I didn't mean to hurt Trent.
But I did hurt him.
And I want to face the consequences of what happened on that roof, and of everything in my life.
I have to.
I'm so sorry.
I want to change, Paula.
And I swear, I'm gonna try.
You don't have to believe me.
I mean, I wouldn't if I were you.
I've broken so many promises.
But I hope that this time is gonna be different, because this time I truly want to be held responsible for my actions.
So I plead responsible.
I mean guilty.
(all gasp) I plead guilty.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=crazy-ex-girlfriend-2015&episode=s03e13

Miss Bunch, how do you plead? Your Honor, I plead not guilty by reason of By reason of, um (mouthing): Insanity.
Wow, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
I may have borderline, but I'm not insane.
(groans) I'm responsible for everything that happened, all of it.
As long as I can remember, I've let some other force control my life.
My mother told me who to be.
Love told me where to go.
And I went along with it all because I told myself that they weren't my choices.
That somehow the choices were being made for me.
But that's just not true.
They were my choices.
It's my life, and I'm responsible no matter what illness I have or what my parents were like.
And let's be clear, they suck.
I didn't mean to hurt Trent.
But I did hurt him.
And I want to face the consequences of what happened on that roof, and of everything in my life.
I have to.
I'm so sorry.
I want to change, Paula.
And I swear, I'm gonna try.
You don't have to believe me.
I mean, I wouldn't if I were you.
I've broken so many promises.
But I hope that this time is gonna be different, because this time I truly want to be held responsible for my actions.
So I plead responsible.
I mean guilty.
(all gasp) I plead guilty.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=crazy-ex-girlfriend-2015&episode=s03e13

Miss Bunch, how do you plead? Your Honor, I plead not guilty by reason of By reason of, um (mouthing): Insanity.
Wow, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
I may have borderline, but I'm not insane.
(groans) I'm responsible for everything that happened, all of it.
As long as I can remember, I've let some other force control my life.
My mother told me who to be.
Love told me where to go.
And I went along with it all because I told myself that they weren't my choices.
That somehow the choices were being made for me.
But that's just not true.
They were my choices.
It's my life, and I'm responsible no matter what illness I have or what my parents were like.
And let's be clear, they suck.
I didn't mean to hurt Trent.
But I did hurt him.
And I want to face the consequences of what happened on that roof, and of everything in my life.
I have to.
I'm so sorry.
I want to change, Paula.
And I swear, I'm gonna try.
You don't have to believe me.
I mean, I wouldn't if I were you.
I've broken so many promises.
But I hope that this time is gonna be different, because this time I truly want to be held responsible for my actions.
So I plead responsible.
I mean guilty.
(all gasp) I plead guilty.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=crazy-ex-girlfriend-2015&episode=s03e13

Miss Bunch, how do you plead? Your Honor, I plead not guilty by reason of By reason of, um (mouthing): Insanity.
Wow, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
I may have borderline, but I'm not insane.
(groans) I'm responsible for everything that happened, all of it.
As long as I can remember, I've let some other force control my life.
My mother told me who to be.
Love told me where to go.
And I went along with it all because I told myself that they weren't my choices.
That somehow the choices were being made for me.
But that's just not true.
They were my choices.
It's my life, and I'm responsible no matter what illness I have or what my parents were like.
And let's be clear, they suck.
I didn't mean to hurt Trent.
But I did hurt him.
And I want to face the consequences of what happened on that roof, and of everything in my life.
I have to.
I'm so sorry.
I want to change, Paula.
And I swear, I'm gonna try.
You don't have to believe me.
I mean, I wouldn't if I were you.
I've broken so many promises.
But I hope that this time is gonna be different, because this time I truly want to be held responsible for my actions.
So I plead responsible.
I mean guilty.
(all gasp) I plead guilty.


Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=crazy-ex-girlfriend-2015&episode=s03e13

Miss Bunch, how do you plead? Your Honor, I plead not guilty by reason of By reason of, um (mouthing): Insanity.
Wow, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
I may have borderline, but I'm not insane.
(groans) I'm responsible for everything that happened, all of it.
As long as I can remember, I've let some other force control my life.
My mother told me who to be.
Love told me where to go.
And I went along with it all because I told myself that they weren't my choices.
That somehow the choices were being made for me.
But that's just not true.
They were my choices.
It's my life, and I'm responsible no matter what illness I have or what my parents were like.
And let's be clear, they suck.
I didn't mean to hurt Trent.
But I did hurt him.
And I want to face the consequences of what happened on that roof, and of everything in my life.
I have to.
I'm so sorry.
I want to change, Paula.
And I swear, I'm gonna try.
You don't have to believe me.
I mean, I wouldn't if I were you.
I've broken so many promises.
But I hope that this time is gonna be different, because this time I truly want to be held responsible for my actions.
So I plead responsible.
I mean guilty.
(all gasp) I plead guilty.


Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=crazy-ex-girlfriend-2015&episode=s03e13

法官: Bunch小姐，你如何辯護?

Rebecca: Your Honor,

I plead not guilty by reason of, by reason of,

Rebecca: 庭上，我選擇不認此罪狀，因為...因為...

(Paula進門坐下)

Wow, I'm sorry, I can't do this.

對不起，我做不到。

I may have borderline, but I'm not insane.

我也許是邊緣性人格障礙沒錯，但我不是瘋了。

I'm responsible for everything that happened, all of it.

我要為了所有發生過的事負責，所有的事。

As long as I can remember,

打從我有記憶起，

I've let some other force control my life.

我就一直讓別的勢力去掌控我的人生。

My mother told me who to be. Love told me where to go.

我媽告訴我該成為怎樣的人、愛告訴我該往哪走。

And I went along with it all

然後我都這樣順著走，

because I told myself that they weren't my choices.

因為我告訴自己，這些都不是我的選擇。

That somehow the choices were being made for me.

好像這些選擇都是為了我才被決定的。

But that's just not true. They were my choices.

但這不對。它們都是我的選擇。

It's my life, and I'm responsible

這是我的人生，我應當要負責，

no matter what illness I have or what my parents were like.

無論我有甚麼疾病，或是我有怎麼樣的父母，

And let's be clear, they suck.

說實話，他們糟透了。

I didn't mean to hurt Trent. But I did hurt him.

也許我的確並不是有意要傷害Trent的，但我就是傷了他。

And I want to face the consequences of

what happened on that roof,

我想要面對發生在那屋頂所有的後果，

and of everything in my life.

以及所有發生在我人生的事。

I have to. I want to change.

我必須這麼做。我想要改變，

And I swear, I'm gonna try. 

我發誓我會試試看。

You don't have to believe me.

你不需要去相信我。

I mean, I wouldn't if I were you.

如果我是你，我也不會。

I've broken so many promises. 

畢竟我以前發了這麼多誓。

But I hope that this time is gonna be different,

但我希望這次會不一樣，

because this time I truly want to be

held responsible for my actions.

因為這次，我由衷想要為自己的行為負起責任，

So I plead responsible.

所以我請求責任。

I mean guilty. I plead guilty.

我是說，我認罪。

第三季結尾真的很棒，我們終於看到她的成長

整齣音樂劇包裝得很快樂，

但實際上一直在討論的不外乎是許多真實社會的問題

從一個男人無法給女人性高潮

( 這首是致敬悲慘世界的Empty chairs and empty tables )

到年輕世代啃老族

我們在看好劇之餘，也更了解邊際性人格障礙的情形

真心想要這齣被續訂第四季，讓它能做一個好的收尾 ( 不要砍劇啊

看一些網站說，現在CW的主管如果會砍劇的話，

會在該劇最後一季播出前就會公布，

而且他們都偏向會把一齣劇好好ending才收，

所以續訂希望應該很高 !

我要來推一下Vulture幫CXG寫的幕後採訪文章 !

http://www.vulture.com/2018/02/crazy-ex-girlfriend-season-3-finale.html

裡面幕後花絮很多，快去瞧瞧吧~

( 2018.12.08 更新 )

如果有持續在 follow 這齣劇的人，應該都會知道我們家 Greg 第四季回來啦 !

往前看才發現我真的預測的很準 

雖然之前演 Greg 的 Santino Fontana 跑去演舞臺劇 Tootsie ，無法回歸陣容，

但被 recast 的 Skylar Astin 也是不容小覷，讓人也蠻期待他對角色的新詮釋 !

在 Pitch Perfect 系列裡的男主角 Jesse 就是他喔 !

我非常喜歡他唱的 Lollipop，大家可以來開箱他的聲音~

對於換卡司這件事，創辦人 / 編劇 Aline 和 Rachel 所提出的觀點很特別，

當我們重新遇到很久沒聯絡的朋友時，往往會發現彼此都已不是當初認識的模樣了，

重逢時，Rebecca 會發現眼前的人樣貌之所以改變，是因為她對 Greg 的印象也不同了 !

Rebecca 和 Greg 分開也有兩年之久 ( 說起來真是心痛 )，所以其實滿不意外的。

消息放出來後，我發現觀眾的反應偏兩極化，

有些人為這角色重返故事線感到興奮，有些人則是很批判地拿 Santino 的表現去壓 Skylar，

但我覺得第四季的 Greg 早已不是我們熟悉的他，角色改變了，

我們身為觀眾也是重新去認識他，所以去比較誰演得最深得人心還挺沒意義的。

我以前是 #teamNathaniel ，但是後來想想，對於女主角的最好選擇是擁有健康的人生，

而她的問題還沒處理完，包括去和她的父母、過去的情人及她自己和好都還有一段距離，

更別提 Nathaniel 的問題更多啊  總歸來說，反而 Sober Greg 的出現，一個真正健康的選擇，

或許才是對 Rebecca 而言一個更好的歸屬 ( 而且我本來就是 #teamGreg 啊 ) 

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 雖然片名是跟 「感情 」 有關，然而整齣劇的軸心是放在 「如何重拾快樂 」，

Rebecca 到最後有沒有跟誰在一起已經不是我在意的點了，重點是她能不能真正地快樂，

觀眾從非得要 Greg 跟她在一起 ( 即使當初他們倆都是一團糟 )，到後來去體會 Rebecca 的需求。

我想，我們也是跟著這齣劇一起成長。超期待第四季最後大結局 !